And I Didn’t Even Make a Blowjob Joke

post by Carl

Pastor Hutch plans to sue the state for teaching evolution. And that’s bound for failure and all, but I’d like to focus on a phrase he keeps using.

Dear Prayer Warrior,

That’s me! How can I go to war?

Put your prayer knee pads on.  I think God is leading me to raise support to sue the state of Washington Board of Education for teaching a known lie, evolution.  Let’s see how we can win this battle and then take it to the federal level.

Seriously, how many sets of knee pads do you think I have?

One Response to “And I Didn’t Even Make a Blowjob Joke”

  1. Thehim says:

    I think a blow job joke was required for this one.