Archive for October, 2010

I Think I Should Just Stop Giving This Guy Attention

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

- posted by demo kid

Jonathan brings on the massive, crazy levels of hyperbole by using a Blaze article about Communists to launch into a screed about why collecting income taxes is EXACTLY like murdering civilians in the Killing Fields of Cambodia or torturing dissidents in North Korea or resorting to cannibalism.

Seriously? Let’s go ask a refugee from the Vietnam War whether having your entire family murdered by the Communists is EXACTLY like regulations about low-flow toilets.

I’m really beginning to think that this loser is certifiably insane, and getting worse by the day. Looking through American history, dingbats like Jonathan have been vocal before, but I have no idea about the long-term survival of a country when a large bunch of lunatics can slander their opponents and actively advocate that they should murder them to protect their freedom… and be considered “mainstream”.

Stefanomics: Cheap Tequila Edition

Friday, October 29th, 2010

– posted by thehim

As I’ve tried to understand the financial ramifications of the two liquor privatization initiatives, I’ve tried to approach the existing estimates with a healthy dose of skepticism. As a result – and against my better judgment – I’ve been trying to follow Stefan Sharkansky’s criticisms of those who claim that I-1100 will cost the state money. After reading his last post, though, I’m now fully convinced he has no idea what he’s talking about. After he summarizes the numbers from the 2009 WSLCB Operating Statement, his concluding paragraph makes absolutely no sense:

But more fundamentally, the surplus revenue from state store sales is not a “profit” as the WSLCB calls it, but an extra liquor sales tax. The only difference between it and the official sales tax is that it’s imposed by the unelected Liquor Board instead of by a vote of the Legislature with the Governor’s signature.

The surplus revenue is the amount of money made by the WSLCB minus its operating expenses. Yes, that money goes to the state general fund and to local city and county budgets. Does that inherently make it a tax too? Maybe, but it’s still a profit by any definition of the term. It’s as if Stefan is personally insulted by a state agency using that term for something identical to what you’d call a profit in the private sector.

It’s up to our elected officials’ to decide whether to maintain some or all of the WSLCB’s extra sales tax by enshrining it in statute, or not.

Correct me if I’m wrong in how I’m interpreting this, but it appears as if Stefan is demanding that every year the WSLCB fix its prices so that the amount of money it generates from liquor sales matches its operating expenses to the penny. And if it doesn’t want to do something so simple and straightforward, it must get legislative approval. That’s the only way that that sentence makes any sense to me. Am I missing something?

The Seattle Times article incorrectly claims that I-1100 would cause state and local government to “lose” revenues. It would not. The only thing that would be lost is the Legislature and Governor’s convenient shelter from responsibility for setting a fully transparent liquor tax.

I’ve read this last part over a dozen times now. It simply doesn’t make sense. It appears that Stefan is arguing that the surplus from WSLCB’s operating budget is rendered imaginary because he feels it’s not transparent (based on his silly semantic quibbling over the meaning of the word profit). Therefore the revenue losses that OFM estimated somehow aren’t real.

I think the moral of the story here is that if you ever play golf against Sharkansky for money, you’d better be counting his strokes.

The Closet Theologian of Federal Way

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

post by tensor

Jonathan Garder officially adds sexual identity to the long list of topics which utterly confuse him:

There are a number of diseases that are transmitted through this kind of sexual activity that is [sic] not transmitted through monogamous heterosexual activity.

Why does the adjective “monogamous” appear in one clause, but not the other? Why not compare monogamous heterosexuals with monogamous homosexuals, and non-monogamous heterosexuals with non-monogamous homosexuals? Or is he claiming that the number of sexual partners has no bearing on the chances of STD transmission?

There is an effort to divide the world into those who are homosexual and those who are not. Apparently, according to this narrative, those who are not homosexual are supposed to ostracize and hate those who are not. At least, that’s what I hear homosexual activists say.

Although I have lived on Capitol Hill in Seattle for many years, I have never heard any homosexual — activist or not — tell me I should ostracize and hate him. On the other hand, I have heard Christian preachers harp constantly on the “sins” of homosexuals. Preachers who sound a lot like this:

Thieves, drug dealers, murderers, and child abusers all find themselves in the same boat as homosexuals who engage in homosexual acts in our church, along with adulterers and pedophiles.

Well, it’s the church’s building, and it can, um, go boating with whomever it wants. But why do two adult women who engage in consensual sexual relations get the same treatment as a man who victimizes small children?

Of, on the other hand, you define homosexuals as people who have homosexual tendencies but choose not to engage in homosexual activity and even may choose to marry heterosexually and produce children, then our church has plenty of these people, and we honestly don’t care.

This church welcomes bisexuals, so long as they only go one way? Well, again, each church gets to decide these matters for itself.

The fact that they choose not to succumb to these temptations make them saints worthy of every honor.

So a straight guy who has sex only with his wife is an ordinary guy, but a bisexual guy who has sex only with his wife is a “saint worthy of every honor”? I had no idea the LDS church had such a thing for bisexuals.

The fact that they are tempted to evil makes them cut from the same cloth that everyone else is.

Uh, Jonathan, you just implied they were very different.

They want us to believe that the LDS church hates those who participate in homosexual activity when we do not, and we never will.

You just imply they are morally identical to men who rape boys. I personally have no problem hating men who rape boys. (Your milage may vary.)

Our doctrine is clear, and it really has nothing to do with sexual orientation or whatever other temptations anyone may have.

You just said that bisexuals who deny half their sexual urges are “saints”.

LDS doctrine does not distinguish between homosexual or heterosexual.

Other than self-denying non-heterosexuals being saints.

A homosexual is a heterosexual is a human being, and it’s pointless to divide people based on their sexual preferences.

Except to beatify those persons with homosexual “preferences” who don’t act upon their desires.

Calling a Fact a Lie

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Post by Carl Ballard

The Seattle Times Ed Page fact checks I-1098. Except, instead of checking facts, they whine. So that’s basically the same thing.

“LIE” is a word used sparingly in these columns. To call a statement a lie is to say it is false and the person saying it knows it to be false. It is a fitting word for one of the current ads for Initiative 1098, the proposed state income tax.

It’s much more important to call out the fact that eventually the legislature can change initiatives than to call out the lies that have us mired in Iraq a decade later. Good job keeping your powder dry Seattle Times.

The ad falsely starts with a green road sign saying, “TRUTH about Initiative 1098.” A woman’s voice — a calm, reasonable voice — says that “1098 can’t be touched without a vote of the people.”

I’m not thrilled with that part of the initiative. It’s sort of a basic premise of constitutional governance that you can’t bind future legislatures forever without a constitutional amendment. Still, it’s the text of the initiative.

That is a lie.

OK, now to prove “a lie” split the hell out of a hair:

If the ad claimed, “Our initiative says it can’t be touched without a vote of the people,” that would be true. The initiative does say that, but the language is there just for looks. The Washington Constitution trumps all other state law, and the constitution says that two years after an initiative is passed it can be altered by a majority vote of the Legislature.

Perhaps. But they’d either have to challenge it in court (and it’s a court that doesn’t think the Majority Leader in the state Senate has standing in these issues) or actually overturn the text of the initiative, and then have a separate vote of the legislature. If the legislature overturns part of I-1098, then that part of the initiative can’t stop tax increases any more. But that part of I-1098 won’t be in effect any more, so it’s kind of moot. Also, even if that does happen, can you imagine an initiative not being brought to stop it?

Someone Will Be Rooting Against Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson Tonight

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

– posted by thehim

Lou once again takes on the menace of hairy athletes (Oct 23):

I suppose one might say that it is the players’ right to wear their hair and beards to excessive lengths, and I suppose some strict constitutionalists might insist that the players have that right. But I still say the collegiate and professional leagues have a right to demand that performers get a haircut now and then.

I see no reason that the colleges and the pro-sports leagues shouldn’t lay down the law and see to it that it’s enforced — a law, that is, that every player should get a haircut and have his beard shaved regularly. After all, these sports figures are worshipped by youngsters.

Doesn’t anyone think about the children any more!?!

Jim Miller Is Unhappy With Political Transparency

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

post by tensor

And, appropriately enough, he’s not going to be honest about it, either:

In an editorial that will not win them any support from fans of the 1st amendment, our local monopoly newspaper attacks people and organizations making political arguments this election year.

We who actually support Constitutional rights (I’m a third-generation Member of the American Civil Liberties Union) will wonder what the heck Jim is talking about, as the editorial never demands censorship of the political ads, nor punishment for those who produced them; indeed, it counsels readers to ignore mud-slinging, and to educate themselves honestly on the issues and candidates. (Maybe that’s why Jim’s upset?)

Oddly, nowhere in this page-long editorial do they criticize a specific ad.

That’s because everyone’s already had too much fun doing that already.

The Times is especially unhappy because they don’t know who is paying for some of the ads.

Newspapers have no business knowing things.

(Have I offered to help our local reporters with metaphors? Why, yes I have — and more than once. I wish some of them would take me up on that offer.)

(Has anyone told Jim that nobody cares what he thinks about local reporters? Why, yes, we have — and more than once. We’re still happy he’s ignoring us, because we’re here to make fun of him.)

Actually, the groups do have to say who they are; they just don’t have to say who gave them donations.

Jim believes this is a meaningful distinction.

The editorial writer(s) thinks that many of the ads are unpleasant and even dishonest, and the editorial writer(s) wants everyone who contributes to a political argument to be exposed.

Imagine, an editorial criticizes something, and a newspaper wants facts to be known! Jim can only shake his head and cry.

If you believe in freedom of speech, then you have to accept that you may hear and see many political arguments you find unpleasant, even dishonest. It’s that simple.

I don’t think anyone who reads your output could ever doubt any of that, Jim.

Now, that doesn’t mean that we can’t encourage political figures to be more honest in their arguments, just that we should do that by making arguments of our own.

We could write newspaper editorials, for example.

For instance, I contributed a little toward that goal by comparing what local House candidate Suzan DelBene says in one of her TV ads with what she says in her economic plan.

Telling us about your abject failure to understand economics doesn’t really count as a public contribution.

And — credit where due — the news side of the Seattle Times has done a fairly good series rating the truth of various ads.

They then wrote an editorial about a topic of which they had made an effort to obtain knowledge. (OK, so this is why Jim’s complaining!)

The second argument is not as simple; everything else being equal, I would prefer to be able to know who is paying for a political ad.

We citizens didn’t just prefer it, Jim, we required it, via the public disclosure laws we passed. And we’re angry outsiders can violate our laws with impunity. Your witlessly dishonest apologia for these scofflaws doesn’t help:

But everything else isn’t always equal, and supporters of free speech almost all believe that even anonymous free speech deserves our support.

As even you’ve admitted, the speech is not anonymous; the sponsor is. And we don’t have any need to excuse such lawbreaking.

…but even a journalist who has not studied history should know that the Federalist papers were written under a pseudonym, “Publius”.

And their authors’ reasons for so doing had nothing to do with hiding money from public scrutiny, as Jim Miller would know, if he indeed were actually to know such things.

And in more recent years, courts have often protected the anonymity of those who might be subject to reprisals, in particular, those who contributed to civil rights organizations or far left political parties.

So, let’s have the anonymous masters of our local political puppets go to court, and claim persecution. By their doing so under oath, this problem would pretty much resolve itself. (And, we’d get the added bonus of another post to mock, as Jim equated blatant perjury with free speech.)

Those who think that such reprisals are in the past should study the politics in Chicago, where Obama and some of his closest aides learned their political lessons. Or just take a look at what happened in California during the fight over Proposition 8.

You’ll have to look for yourself, as Jim has wisely decided against any attempt to justify those smears with any evidentiary citations of any kind whatsoever.

One last mildly ironic point: The Times editorial attacking unpleasant ads and anonymous donations is filled with unpleasant language and is — unsigned.

Jim blows through yet another bottle of smelling salts, and tears another lace hanky. Fie on you, you foul-mouthed ink-stained wretches!

And Jim, you’ve gotten it backwards yet again. We don’t care that the editorial was anonymous, because we’re pretty sure The Times paid for it.

… younger readers might find this hard to believe …

…that Jim still thinks you exist.

Does Early Posting Depress Turnout Synaptic Function?

Monday, October 25th, 2010

post by tensor

Over at our near-namesake, it seems to do so:

Controlling for all of the other factors thought to shape voter participation, our model showed that the availability of early voting reduced turnout in the typical county by three percentage points.

Well, that could be a problem for advocates of early voting as a means to increase turnout. But what did Jim Miller think of the original paper?

I haven’t read the original paper.

I took a quick look at it. The central part of their claim is quite interesting:

Advocates, journalists, and politicians frequently propose changes to election laws out of the belief that making voting easier will increase voter turnout. [...] We challenge this notion, and show that the most popular reform – early voting – actually decreases turnout, an unanticipated consequence that has significant implications for policy and for theories of how state governments can influence turnout.

If a state had mail-in ballots for years, in addition to polling places, then closed all of the polling places, does that count as “making voting easier”? That would seem to make it harder, especially for those of us who’d become used to a polling place. That was the case in Washington State, so the applicability of this study here would seem questionable.

So, how does voting fare in a specific state, before and after early voting?

…is based on a three-part statistical analysis of the 2008 presidential election.

Oh, they didn’t look at historical data. Well, that’s reassuring.

Having ignored the actual paper in favor of The New York Times editorial about it, Jim set a pretty low bar for his commenters. Luckily, the amen corner there could limbo under a rug the floor:

If this state and other states weren’t so lazy, they would require registration before each Presidential election. They do that in Canada, you know.

We await KDS’ in-depth study of voter registration in Canadian Presidential elections*. (While Jim Miller won’t bother to read it, he may indeed agree that the recent set of Canadian Presidents shows a definite trend.)

I like that idea, of registering every year. It should include showing ID and proof of state residency.
It should be a little inconvenient to vote.

Heck, why not retinal scans, fingerprints, a couple of witnesses, and a blood test? That way, after the right-wing candidate loses in Washington State (a huge surprise, that), the supporters can shriek about voter fraud, because they never, ever need any evidence to do so.

However, I am all for requiring literacy tests. For teabaggers.

It bugs the daylights out of me that an admitted illegal alien is out drumming up the vote. I hope any registrations that this group gets are closely scrutinized. I bet most/all are fake.

Logic, how the heck does that work?

*Yeah, scottd and demo kid beat me to this one. It’s been a long day, alright?

Greatest Election Guide Evar!

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Post by Carl Ballard

Brilliant, but I never realized how many douchebags there were in the state.

Ask And You Shall Receive

Monday, October 25th, 2010

– posted by thehim

On Friday, I put out an impassioned plea for our friends at the Chicken Wing to resume their inanity and start posting some more. And boy did they respond. Here’s Phil Spackman, complaining that Hans Zeiger (the State House candidate who’s been trying to distance himself from his own writing) is being a sell-out:

Quick, think fast! Who said “over time you kind of temper some of the things you once believed”? If you guessed Dino Rossi you would be right. However he wasn’t the only one who said something like that. From Hans Zeiger’s blog 10/1/2010 “My opponent’s campaign staff has been glad to point out that I was opinionated in my early college days. In time I outgrew some of those opinions…” [Zeiger is running for Washington State Representative District 25 Position #2.]

Now let me say I like Hans and I hope he wins. I do. I’m a little disappointed and puzzled by some of the things he’s been doing during the election. If you look at the endorsement section of his website, so far as I can tell there’s only one conservative listed and that would be Bruce Dammeier. [Bruce is the State District 25 Position 1 representative.] At the top of the list is none other than Rob McKenna. For a while the Mainstream Republicans of Washington were at the very top of the list of organizations supporting Hans. Again, none of those on the list are conservative organizations and his Republican opponent from the primary has endorsed the Democrat in this election. Why? and why the lack of conservative support?

Maybe it’s because Zeiger has written that Baptists, Jews, Unitarians, and Buddhists are heretics, that Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, and GLSEN are terrorist organizations, and that the Girl Scouts (the Girl Scouts!) are a militant feminist organization.

And for some extra bonus crazy, here’s Doris Grupa in a meandering, nonsensical, angry, snarky post about Dino Rossi. The whole thing is far too long to break down, but this passage explains so much about the internal disconnects that occur within the mind of the wingnut:

You know how Karl Rove (goddess bless him) had it all figured out back around the turn of the century. Well, he did. He reigned supreme from 2000-2006 by verbally stroking the Religious Right (but, intelligently, giving them nothing) and intelligently expanding Government. Bush owes him everything. Had the rubes in fly-over country accepted Mexican Nationals as equal citizens we’d still be in power! But they didn’t and the Dems have won from 2006 forward.

One of the things that’s hardest to understand about wingnuts and the Tea Party movement is how broad and incoherent the idea of “big government” is. Grupa is right to be cynical about how the Bush Administration expanded government and how this was done as a way to maintain Republican power. But she sees the large number of Mexican nationals in the United States as a central part of that phenomenon.

When the average Tea-tard talks about “limited government”, they’re not talking about the same thing as when the scholarly folks at the Cato Institute talk about “limited government”. They’re talking about something else. They’re expressing the fear that our increased diversity is causing our economic problems. When Mexican nationals come here illegally to work, they see this as a result of government enticement. They don’t see it for what it actually is, a phenomenon of market forces that our government has been powerless to stop.

That’s why all of these “limited government” advocates loudly support Arizona’s SB1070 law and revere folks like Joe Arpaio. From their perspective, they see that as fighting back against big government. Here’s a great example of this in a post from June, where a local blogger described a massive effort to identify and deport illegal immigrants and tried to justify her argument precisely because it wasn’t wasteful big government. In her mind, just as with Grupa’s, establishing a law enforcement program to identify and deport millions of undocumented workers in this country would be a huge blow against the forces of big government.

An Open Letter to Texas Businesses

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

RE: this nonsense

Hey there. I know, you might be asking yourself, how can I get in on the strongest economy in the country? In a state with one of the best business climates to boot?

I mean, when your state famously goes out of its way to teach its children – your children – lies, you may be asking yourself, what’s the state with the best SAT’s 8 years running? That way your work force, not to mention your own children, will be able to do great things! Even better, a state whose governor doesn’t flirt with treason?

Do you need further incentive? A state that will probably cut the B&O tax by initiative!

Well, look no further than glorious Washington.

All the Best,

Carl Ballard