Archive for November, 2009

Let’s Replace Dow With Someone Not Like Him

Monday, November 30th, 2009

post by Carl

That’s the Seattle Times’ recommendation for filling the vacancy in the County Council when Dow became Exec.

METROPOLITAN King County Council members must be forward-thinking and willing to select an independent or moderate to fill the council seat vacated by new County Executive Dow Constantine.
It only makes sense: Dow ran (a) for that seat and then (b) for Executive as a “moderate” and an “independent” so that should be what replaces him. After all, who better to represent West Seattle, Vashon, and some close in-suburbs than someone who disagrees politically with Vashon, Seattle and the close-in suburbs? It’s the kind of logic that led the Seattle Times to endorse Susan Hutchinson even when she was too right wing for the Alki Foundation.
Constantine’s swearing-in as executive last week created a vacancy and an automatic problem for approving either a caretaker or an individual eager to run for the post next November.
So you don’t have a name, just a feeling, man: Someone the Blethens and the rest of the establishment finds moderate.
Although the council job is officially nonpartisan, as of a public vote last year, Republicans and Democrats still divide along party lines on matters deemed partisan, such as selecting a replacement for Constantine, a Democrat from West Seattle.
Someone told me (and a quick Google search failed to confirm or not) that if the council waits long enough we kick the can down to Governor Gregoire. While I’m not thrilled with who she’d pick (Mallahan?) I’d prefer her to 4 Republicans (Sharkansky?). Does anyone know if that’s true?
Eleven individuals have applied. The danger is a stalemate that leaves 4-4 ties on votes for potential replacements. Let’s not go there.
I already did. Anyway, then there are several paragraphs explaining the process and that it’ll be tough to find a replacement.
The best bet, especially with a county facing so many financial troubles, is to fill this job in an orderly manner. The way to make that happen is to select an individual who is independent or politically moderate enough to fill the seat the next year.

I’d think the best bet would be to speed up an election, so it doesn’t have to be a year. But, you know, whatever.

The War on the War on Eid

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

– posted by thehim

My co-worker is an observant Muslim, so I was aware that the day after Thanksgiving was Eid al-Adha, one of the most important holidays for Muslims. For others, this news came as a terrifying shock. I’m sure you can guess who:

Happy Eid al-Adna, America

Pagan Holiday Upstages Thanksgiving & Christmas

It’s actually Eid al-Adha, and it’s far less of a pagan holiday than Christmas.

Electronics Giant Celebrates Islam

by Dr. Paul Williams of thelastcrusade.org

Paul Williams is this guy.

Is America becoming a Muslim nation?

No, not even close.

Has the tide of history turned against the Christians and Jews living in the land of the free and the home of the brave?

No, Christians and Jews are still well over 90% of the country.

Will Islamic law eventually become the law of the land?

Not in a thousand years.

The answer to all of the above is yes.

If you’re a paranoid psychotic.

Proof comes with the holiday ads from Best Buy that will be inserted in every leading newspaper throughout the country this Thanksgiving.

Yes, because getting us to learn their holidays is the vital first step in the takeover.

The ad makes scant mention of Thanksgiving, other than to urge people to “Shop Thanksgiving Day”.

The picture is right fucking there in your post, jackass! And it says in giant letters, “SHOP THANKSGIVING DAY AT BESTBUY.COM”.

Best Buy does however; “Wish all Muslims throughout the country a “Happy Eid al-Adna.”

Run for the hills!!

Best Buy knows business trends and the potential pool of new consumers, especially immigrants who have arrived in the U.S. over the past decade.

Yes, they do.

And the most rapidly rising populace is neither black nor Hispanic but rather Muslim.

No, it’s hispanic.

This phenomenon got underway in 1965 with the passage of an Immigration Reform Bill that did away with the quota system and opened the gates of America to Third World countries.

That’s so historically inaccurate, I don’t even know where to start.

The Islamic population of the U.S., according to the Council on American Islamic Relations, soared from 1.6 million in 1965 to 8 million in 2005.

Which is still less than 3% of the whole country.

The total number of Muslims in America remains unknown, since census statistics do not include religious affiliation.

Still not that many.

Best Buy is spearheading the trend.

Really? Muslims are coming here because Best Buy is wishing them a Happy Eid? My brain just tried to commit suicide.

The company opted several years ago to make no mention of Christmas in its media advertising, but the electronic giant has no qualms about mentioning Eid al-Adha, which falls on November 27.

Wait a second, he’s on to something here. Best Buy’s world headquarters are in Richfield, Minnesota, which is represented in Congress by … dun-dun-dunnnnnn … Keith Ellison! If you didn’t already, head for the hills!

The advertising executives at Best Buy, no doubt, are aware of the injunction from Anjem Choudary, the most notorious Muslim in London: “Whoever wishes someone a Merry Christmas exposes himself to the wrath and anger of Allah.

I’m sure they are.

Eid al-Adha is a holiday which celebrates Ibrahim’s willingness to sacrifice his son Ismael to Allah.

Well, at least he ended the post with something accurate.

UPDATE: The General has more on the War on the War on Eid.

How is this Adam Smith’s Fault?

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

post by Carl

Thurston Pundits says fuck the rule of law.

Thanks Brian Baird and Adam Smith for your great representation of districts full of military families.

The rest of the post doesn’t mention Baird or Smith. Divining, I’d say they are awful because they are Democrats so no need to go beyond that.

I liked it better when the rest of the world thought we were assholes. This desire to be “liked” at the cost of safety and prosperity is truly a sign of mental illness.

Unnecessary war is totally necessary for prosperity and safety. Also, they didn’t think we were assholes, we just were assholes. We did asshole things like invade another country without cause, because the President was an asshole. We decided to call French Fries Freedom Fries because enough members of Congress were assholes. We detained people indefinitely without trial because we were assholes. The country went after the Dixie Chicks because many of us (say it with me) were assholes. We discarded the rule of law and common sense because we put assholes in charge. Thankfully, we’re moving in the right direction, but there are still too many asshole policies in place.

Note to our feel good government: Lots of people in foreign countries like a two dollar whore, but nobody respects one.

Investigations of our own people who may have done something wrong = prostitution. This is a strange metaphor. Maybe if we put it into SAT style analogies, it would help me figure out what he’s talking about:

Obama : Cheap Prostitute :: Bush : ______

(a) Asshole
(b) Expensive Prostitute
(c) Somehow a Combination of Reagan and Churchill
(d) This is seriously fucked up, and maybe we should consider ditching the whole thing.

From Fox:

So you know it’s accurate.

Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.

The three, all members of the Navy’s elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment — called an admiral’s mast — and have requested a trial by court-martial. Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named “Objective Amber,” told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.

So is it Adam Smith’s fault if (and it’s still if at this point) they beat up someone who they had already captured? That we found out about it? That they thought it was OK?

The larger point of course is that we have laws. Members of the military, representing the United States, have to behave within our rules and norms. That doesn’t include beating up someone we capture once they are in captivity, no matter how awful a thing they may have done.

It’s a safer time than ever to be a terrorist hell bent on killing Americans and members of our military. In fact, it’s safer now to be a terrorist than a member of the military tasked with eliminating terrorists.

We have rules. That’s a good thing. If we’re going to have an imperial policy in the Middle East that says we’re keeping the arbitrary boundaries drawn up mostly by France and Great Britain after the first World War, maybe it’s not terrible to demonstrate that there is a value in the rule of law. The rule of law is a stronger basis for nations than raw military power.

Still the point is fuck Brian Baird for some reason.

What’s keeping the wingnuts busy?

Friday, November 27th, 2009

- posted by demo kid

I’m almost tempted to say that I put them in a round room and told them to piss in a corner. But no, the amateur transportation engineers at (un)Sound Politics are measuring yellow light timing for any hint of malfeasance. Of particular interest was this choice quote:

I measured the yellow light durations at the two intersections in West Seattle that have ticket cameras. Here are the results:

Intersection Yellow Light Speed Limit
35th and Avalon 3.5 sec 35 MPH
35th and Thistle 3.5 sec 35 MPH

The above times are consistent with what has been stated by Wayne Wentz, Seattle’s traffic management director. Seattle PI quoted him as saying that yellow signal times were shortened as part of a re-timing of downtown signals in March 2008, to make sure intersections are cleared of vehicles when lights change.

“Many of our downtown signals were operating with four seconds of yellow time, then going directly to green for the other direction,” Wentz said. “During our recent optimization, we changed the signals to 3.5 seconds of yellow time and added one second of red in all directions for a total of 4.5 seconds. This actually increased the vehicle clearance time by 0.5 seconds.”

The “all red” time at the two intersections I observed was about one second. So that is also consistent with Mr. Wentz’s statement.

So… there’s NO evidence that SDOT is changing the signals to boost revenue, and any changes that they’ve made have actually been done in an effort to improve safety.

But hey, why let evidence get in the way of an old-fashioned conservative know-it-all bitchfest, right?

Who Knew Restricting People’s Freedom is Unpopular?

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

– posted by thehim

It’s absolutely amazing how the abortion issue – and the wingnut inability to understand how extreme and outside of the mainstream the anti-choice position really is – has completely fucked with people’s heads. Angie Vogt at the Red County blog does her best to demonstrate:

It’s been almost a month since the November election, but the recent attention and treatment given to Sarah Palin is shedding some light for me on why Susan Hutchison’s pre-election lead in the polls took a nose-dive just a week or two before election day.

I have to admit that I was as surprised as I was delighted to see that transformation as well. Simply pointing out that Susan Hutchison was a Republican trying desperately to hide her extremism completely doomed her. She got demolished.

Yes, if ever there was a case of connecting the local with the national scene, these two candidates are it.

No shit, that’s how she lost.

This is not to say that Hutchison’s fate is an omen for a Sarah Palin Senate or Presidential run, rather it is an opportunity to understand the rabid religion of the left and, more importantly, to understand the devil behind their religion: abortion.

I can’t think of a more perfect illustration of the wingnut mentality than right there. People voted in droves against our guy, so instead of looking in a mirror and figuring out why they’re so against us, we’re going to dive deeper into the delusions that got us here in the first place.

Polling suggests that most Americans lean right-of-center on the big issues, such as preferring a strong national defense, limited or smaller government, as well as preferring some limitations on abortion, particularly against public funding.

So little wrong in just one sentence. Whatever “right-of-center” means, the extent to which nearly all Republicans prefer a “strong national defense” has made the ideal of limited or smaller government impossible. We have our military all over the world, and refuse to let go of our belief that policing the entire world is the only way to keep ourselves safe. To say that that’s right-of-center would have Jefferson spinning in his grave. Small government philosophy is rooted in isolationist principles. When you’re as non-isolationist as Sarah Palin, you’re not a believer in small government any more. You’re something else. Second, demanding that women should not be able to have abortions could not be in more direct opposition to the ideals of smaller government. Believing that the government has the right to make people’s moral choices for them is the definition of big government. How big of a fucking moron does one have to be not to understand that?

Most Americans have moderate positions on the environment, as well, showing strong skepticism for the man-made global warming hysteria and most do not support same sex marriage.

The link for the climate change poll is 404, so I have no idea what she’s basing that horseshit on, but if she thinks the Republican Party is going to march into the future by opposing same sex marriage, she’s sorely mistaken.

Of course, Seattle-ites are not “most” Americans and probably share more in common with the citizens of Amsterdam, San Francisco and Manhattan than the average American citizen, raising a family, volunteering at their public schools and church and paying a mortgage.

What?!? Then who are all those people with children I run into when I take my son to the playground? And why am I woken up every Sunday morning by the music from the church across the street from my house? And who are all those people whose cars are parked at Roosevelt High School on parent-teacher night? And why do I have to pay money to the bank every month in order to keep living in my house?

The issues of concern for urban, upper income Seattle city slickers are quite different than those for rural and suburban middle income family voters.

That’s certainly true to some extent, but voters everywhere are rightfully suspicious of politicians who’ve decided that the government has the right to make your decisions for you.

In the King County Executive race, Susan Hutchison was by far the superior candidate and the polls reflected that early in the campaign, giving her a nearly ten point lead.

No, Susan Hutchison was ahead in the beginning because she was a TV anchorwoman who everyone knew.

She was the better debater, communicating confidently and with the style of a problem-solver.

Again, she was a TV anchorwoman.

Dow Constantine, on the other hand, has served on the council long enough to be clearly identified as having a hand in the current financial mismanagement of King County resources.

I bet that if you asked King County residents to give a specific example of how the County Council has mismanaged county resources, less than 1% could provide a real example.

The early polls reflected this.

No, the early polls reflected that “the pretty lady from the tee-vee”* had better name recognition.

When Constantine seemed to steer every debate question, be it regarding transportation or flood control, in such a way as to include “abortion rights,” I was certain that even liberal Seattle-ites would see through the naked pandering to his biggest contributors, the pro-abortion lobby.

The pro-abortion lobby is known by another name – voters.

Instead….it seemed to work.

Wow! Pointing out that Susan Hutchison believes that government should deny women a vital and potentially life-saving medical procedure because a 2000-year-old book says so made people not want to vote for her? You don’t say!

The ads began airing about two weeks prior to the election.

Shocking.

Hutchison’s decline in the polls just happened to begin at the same time as NARAL Pro-Choice ads began running for Dow and against Susan.

So here we have a case where a campaign starts running ads. Those ads resonate with people. The candidate running the ads wins. It’s magic, I guess.

Once again, I thought, surely with all of our fiscal problems, transportation problems and infrastructure issues in King County….surely the voters know that Susan Hutchison has no power over taking away a “woman’s right to choose” as King County Executive!

It’s not true that Hutchison couldn’t have undermined abortion rights in King County, but that’s still beside the point. A person who believes that government has that much power to intervene in people’s personal medical and moral choices is not qualified for public office. It’s that fucking simple. And Seattle voters are too involved and engaged with the issues and the candidates for someone like Hutchison to pull it out. Looking back, I really shouldn’t have been so concerned about it. She was doomed.

I hang my head in shame for my naivete.

I guess I’ll join her.

We get it, Seattle, you love abortion and even the suggestion that a candidate has occasional conservative thoughts or has dared to support a conservative candidate is enough to make you flee in disaster film-like droves, hampered only by the loose straps on your Birkenstocks and Crocs.

No, asshole. We don’t love abortion. We hate moral nannies who try to use government to force morality down our throats. You want to come out on the winning end of elections in this part of the state? Stop saying that you believe in “small government” when you don’t. And stop trying to convince yourself that Seattle residents are some odd species of human that are different from everyone else.

The rest of the post is about Sarah Palin and I’ve got to get ready to hang out with family today. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

* h/t to Will Kelley-Kamp for that moniker

The Permanent Record

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

posted by Carl

Yay for Cantwell for voting the right way on one step in health care reform. I’m of a mind that I don’t really care if it adds to the deficit (although I’d prefer that it didn’t). But Carter Mackley takes a more strident view.

Received an email yesterday from Senator Cantwell announcing the 60-39 vote that advances the health care reform legislation to the Senate floor for debate.

This is not really a sentence.

In her email, she stated:

The health care reform bill is fully paid for, meeting President Obama’s directive that it add “not one dime” to the federal deficit.

I’d hold a higher concern that (this is a recording) sick people in America can get healthy and healthy people can stay that way. While it’s important to pay for this, compared to the cost of Iraq or Afghanistan, or the Bush tax cuts, it’d be pretty negligible even if we didn’t pay for it. But of course costs savings and tax increases will probably pay for it.

I hope she is right. Her email is going in the permanent file and we shall hold her to it.

Oh boy, I totally believe that you’ll issue a statement saying health care reform helped the deficit and Cantwell is brilliant in 10 years.

Douche-y, douch-ier, douch-iest

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

- posted by demo kid

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 1:
Let the peons that need Medicare die. I mean, I’ve made over a half million dollars in my lifetime, and they can just bite me because I’m rich and prideful… even if I’d still be covered in the case of disaster.

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 2:
Wouldn’t a thug make a great governor of Arizona? I mean, he’s just so good to white people! (Except, you know, if you get in his way.)

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 3:
You should look at these illegally obtained emails for proof that climate change is a hoax. (Even though nothing in these emails suggests that at all.) And science should be objective, in that it should completely agree with me. (See: creationism.)

A New Generation of Race-Baiting Twerps

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

– posted by thehim

Mark Griswold is not your typical wingnut. He’s barely 30, but he still falls for the same bullshit that his doddering old peers fall for.

This Christmas come get your kids’ picture taken at Nordstrom’s with Diversity Santa! That’s right. You can choose with which race of Santa your kids will get their photos taken.

Now I’m all for diversity. I believe Santa, as a symbol of Christmas, a holiday celebrated by races and cultures around the world, can and in fact should be portrayed as Black, Asian, Indian, Hispanic and any other color you can name.

I just question why they have to make such a big deal about it.

Perhaps because people pay money for those pictures and Nordstrom’s has an interest in making more money? Having various races of Santas is not an effort by liberals to force diversity on us, it’s an attempt by businessmen to maximize profit by bringing more people into their store.

Liberals love to claim how they love diversity and want to extinguish racism but by continuing to make such a big deal about race, underscoring the fact that there’s a “Diversity Santa” or having people mark a bubble denoting their race, all the while continuing to scream that America is racist (never mind that we’re the first “White” country in history to elect a Black person as president and the wealthiest woman in the county is Black) they continue to perpetuate the very same racism they pretend to want to eradicate.

And apparently, this conservative claims to love diversity, but doesn’t seem to recognize that there’s still a significant amount of institutional racism in our society, especially in our criminal justice system. What’s sad is that I tend to agree with some criticisms of liberal overreach when it comes to how we deal with race, but they so often come from clueless fucks who think that racism doesn’t exist at all, that I just end up ignoring them anyway.

I guarantee that if the census stops asking people what race they belonged to, if liberals stop making such a big deal about race, and we all just focused on being Americans and being the best we can be, Dr. King’s (he was a Republican, btw) dream of people being judged on the content of their character, not the color of their skin, will come true.

No, it won’t. And by the way, according to his own son, Dr. Martin Luther King was not a Republican, dummy.

Finally, A Book Tour for People Who Hate Books

Friday, November 20th, 2009

– posted by thehim

Gary Randall is still licking his wounds after his attempt to strip away gay rights was foiled, but he can still bring the crazy with the best of them. Apparently, people are being mean to Sarah Palin:

Sara Palin is on a book tour.

I’ve heard.

She is autographing books.

And for the books she signs, that autograph will be the only part she wrote herself.

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Shorter Ed Boards

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Newspapers are so vital to the community.
* Shorter Walla Walla Union Bulletin: Bills of attainder are OK for ACORN, who shouldn’t have access to the courts.

* Shorter Vancouver Columbian: Tax increases are basically poisonous snakes.*

* Shorter Seattle Times: The time for spending cuts is now. The time for tax increases is never.

*  Shorter Union Bulletin: Let’s ignore the last session and blame the budget problems totally on too much spending.
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