Archive for July, 2008

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Thursday, July 31st, 2008

FW Con opines on the indictment and how it proves the Republicans are awesome.

Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) Indicted on Corruption

Technically he was indicted for lying on his disclosure forms. Presumably to hide his corruption, but you know, facts and all. Not that I’m defending the crooked bastard.

As a republican, I’m not a huge fan of Sen. Stevens. Anybody that is that heavily involved in pork-barrel politics should be running as a democrat.
Earmarks went down in 2007, and haven’t got back to where it was under the Republicans. And of course some of the biggest pork barrel spenders were Republicans even under the Democratic Congress. Of course one of them was just indicted for lying on his disclosure forms, so maybe that’ll help.
If Sen. Stevens is guilty, then he should be punished according to the law. I hope every other corrupt politician gets indicted and prosecuted as well.
Very brave.
Who puts together these cases and pushes for indictment? Why, President Bush. Thank goodness we have a president who is willing to bring charges against corrupt politicians of his own party.

Yes, the same week that the AG’s office was found to make political hires of career attorneys, we’re hearing from Jonathan how awesome the Bush administration is. Goddamn.

The Western Wall of Deceit

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

– posted by thehim

We haven’t talked about our old friend Lew Waters recently. He’s now posting at Victoria Taft’s blog, where they recently were able to elicit an apology from the Obama campaign over the fact that city workers in Portland put Honey Buckets over a police memorial during his massive speech there. With that completely meaningless scandal disappearing from the rear-view mirror of the AMC Pacer of Northwest blogs, it’s time for Lew to come up with another scandal for Obama to deal with. And now, here’s the pitch:

We recall the fuss made over Obama’s pre-dawn trip to the Western Wall in Israel last week, leaving his “personal and private” prayer note.

We do?

We also recall how the Wall was festooned with campaign signs, cheapening his humble offering.

Who does he think he is, a Presidential candidate?

Many exressed outrage and criticism when that note mysteriously showed up in an Israeli newspaper.

The editors were shocked.

All may not be as it seemed, though.

It never is in Lew’s world.

A Maariv spokesman has said, “Barack Obama’s note was approved for publication in the international media even before he put in the Kotel, a short time after he wrote it at the King David Hotel in Jerusalem.

And…so…what?

Another daily paper, Yediot Aharonot, says they too received a copy of the “personal and private prayer note,” but declined to publish it.

Why should I care?

Yediot Aharonot claims, “it now appears that Maariv had collaborated with the Obama campaign in getting the ‘private’ prayer, with its ‘modest’ supplication to the Lord, out to the public, buffing his Christian credentials and showing his ‘humility,’” adding, “What initially seemed to be a journalistic scoop of dubious moral propriety now seems to be a case of an Israeli paper being played by the Barack Obama campaign.

Maybe someone with some more knowledge about Israeli customs here can explain this one to me, but I don’t understand how this is an example of an Israeli paper “being played” by the Obama campaign. They gave them the note, Ma’ariv published it. I would think Ma’ariv would have the better grasp of whether or not this defies any traditions. Am I missing something here?

If what these papers claim is true, it would appear the messiah in waiting is little more than just another cheap politician using anything holy to grab a few votes.

Of course he is. Every goddamn politician does that.

Could it be he would pull a stunt like this to deflect criticism of his being a Muslim in secret?

Maybe he shot the missile into the Pentagon too. And perhaps he also used this world tour to reassure foreign leaders that he won’t spill the beans on the 60-year UFO coverup.

Or, could it be to distance himself further from Black Liberation Theologian, Reverent Jeremiah Wright?

What?

We may never know for sure.

Speak for yourself, Lew.

No Meetings With Dead Dictators

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

I think it’s fair to say that the Voters’ Guide is going to be a great source of fun for the next few days. Thanks, Republicans for providing easy targets. First up, running against Jim McDermott again is Steve Beren.

As your Congressman, I’ll be working for you – rather than cozying up to dictators like Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro!

Thank God. But I’m going to have to know if he’ll cozy up to Stalin and Edi Amin before I know how to cast my vote.

Anyway, is there any top-two primary strategery for this race? Does it make sense to vote for Goodspaceguy because it would be awesome if he could get more votes than Beren? I don’t think Jim is in any danger of losing in the first round.

Um, what?

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

– posted by thehim

Hey, SeattleJew, care to explain how the following two excerpts showed up in the same comment (as always, spelling has been corrected for readability purposes)?

Dropping your lance into its ad hominem (are those words engraved on your shield?) you hurl accusations that I believe marijuana causes cancer. Of course I do not and have never said such a thing.

Later in the same comment…

The contribution of aromatic hydrocarbon mutagens to cancer is well proven and is widely believed to be the main culprit in tobacco smoke induced cancers. These same culprits are abundant in marijuana smoke. Until proven otherwise, the suspicion has to be that reefers would have the same effects on the lung as cigs.

Is this what you mean when you say, “As an alternative, I would like to see science acquire some of the attributes of a religion.”?

Yeah, it’s Offensive.

Monday, July 28th, 2008

For the record, I’m offended by what P.Z. Myers did. But sometimes when you’re defending someone’s right to do a thing, you get into a situation where you may be perceived to be supporting it. I don’t. But Bruce Chapman takes himself too far the other way.

The reason that many if not most of the leading Darwinists are so passionate about suppressing critics is that they really are practicing their own religion, crusading atheism. Richard Dawkins is again on public television in the U.K. denouncing foes of the theory that seems to constitute his liturgy and his eschatology. Meanwhile, Dawkins’ favorite side-kick in America–the activist who joined him in attempting to crash an invitation-only preview of the film Expelled last spring in Minneapolis–has made a public show of desecrating the Eucharist, what Catholics accept as the body of Christ. P.Z. Myers, a Darwinist cult figure in his own right, teaches and preaches atheism in the Biology Department of the University of Minnesota. From there he composes Pharyngula, said to be the most popular “science blog” on the Internet. There, too, he has just posted a photo of a consecrated communion wafer. He says he drove “a rusty nail” through it and then threw it in the garbage. He hints that there are more to come.

This is silly and offensive for offensiveness’ sake, it’s true. But, I seem to recall Jesus went through worse. Bruce, your faith is still yours. See that Bible at the corner of your desk: it’s still a Bible, even though a communion wafer got pierced by a rusty nail. You can open it up and read any passage and be moved just like before. You can still love thy neighbor; you can still make swords into plowshares. Job is still strangely written, and has lessons for all of us. The Burning bush is still there. God’s grace is still out there.

If you are a Catholic, this is a sacrilege. Even if you are not a Catholic, it exhibits disgusting bad taste.

On the other hand, birth control is sacrilege if you’re Catholic, so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. The Church can take it.

To answer charges that he would not dare do any such thing to Islam, Myers threw some pages torn from the Quran into the garbage, too. Give him credit; he’s an equal opportunity destroyer.

And some of Dawkins’ book. But here’s the thing: you can go to any book store and pick up a Quran. You can go to Church on any Sunday and get a consecrated communion wafer. No harm done to either of those religions.

Myers is jubilant. The Eucharist is “just a cracker,” he keeps writing, just as the Quran pages are just “paper.” He will decide what is offensive and what is not.

No, you can still be offended.

What does offend him is that a large number of people have emailed him to protest and denounce him. He also says he has been threatened physically. If so, shame on anyone who did so. Even threats of that sort are against Christian teaching, not to mention stupid and possibly illegal.

But attempts to get him fired will be tacked on to the end of this post. That’s the kind of threat that’s pro Christian teaching.

However, I have been threatened for far, far less–just expressing dissenting views on evolution.

Just for trying to turn your children into dumdums. Also, don’t threaten anyone. Seriously.

Words physically weigh less than the consecrated Host. They are “nothing”. And yet words that offend Myers and his fellow Darwinist apparatchiki can drive them to deeds of vigorous punishment. Restraint and scholarly good will are for other people. The mere words that Darwin doubters have raised in schoolrooms and lecture halls incite P. Z. Myers to call for punishments of flunking for students, expulsion for graduate students and firings for professors.

It’s because they are not practicing science, not because of their religion.

So words apparently matter in those cases. What gets thrown in the trash then are normal rules of civilized discourse, followed by people’s careers.

Also tough to find a job in the 21st century: Astronomy professors who think the Earth is the center of the universe, alchemist chemistry professors, and honest rightwing think tank employees.

William Donohue of the Catholic League is on Myers’ case. So is columnist Mark Shea. But the University of Minnesota, which normally is P.C. with a vengeance, apparently doesn’t think P.C. applies to P.Z. The New York Times that loved it when Myers crashed the pre-screening of Expelled, can’t find any news in this. The National Center for Science Education, whose leaders often have lauded and applauded Myers–all the while professing to assorted school boards and legislative committees that Darwin’s theory is “perfectly compatible” with religious faith–now is silent.

So, you’d like more publicity for his stunt? “Attention seeker seeks attention, theory of evolution now bunk.” You’d like the U of M to be more PC? And for the record, the Catholic Church doesn’t see a disconnect between natural selection and the faith, so the presumption that they aren’t compatible is an attack on Catholics, Bruce Chapman.
Anyway, then he quotes Donohue’s press release, and I’ll just point you to the conclusion:

“It is important for Catholics to know that the University of Minnesota will not tolerate the deliberate destruction of the Eucharist by one of its faculty. Just as African Americans would not tolerate the burning of a cross, and Jews would not tolerate the display of swastikas, Catholics will not tolerate the desecration of the Eucharist.”

Because nailing the Host with a rusty nail is the same as swastikas and burning crosses? I’m sorry, but having a holy symbol defiled is not the same as advocating genocide and murder. It’s just not.

Victory?

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

I notice that the last post on the main page of Sound Politics is from Thursday. I’m sure there will be more clowns, random unsubstantiated allegations about Governor Gregoire, and pointless reports from Snohomish County a few minutes after I hit publish. But for now, victory!

Highbrow Unintentional Comedy

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

– posted by thehim

I’m currently reading Matt Taibbi’s latest book, The Great Derangement. As you’d imagine, this book is right up my alley, exploring the various vectors of wingnuttery that exist in the nation today. The funniest part of the book (so far, I’m not quite finished) is a part where he recreates the kind of conversation that would have taken place among Cheney and others in order for 9/11 to have been an inside job. Just brilliant. It takes a book like this to truly remind me how talentless I really am.

The majority of the book, however, is devoted to the followers of John Hagee’s megachurch in Texas, as Taibbi went undercover to join the flock. His journey through their delusion was both hilarious and sad, but it made clear what has long been known about these churches, that they serve both spiritual and political ends. As I read through this masterpiece from Frosty Hardison on Thursday, I’m reminded of the part where Laurie, the boisterous divorcee whom Matt befriends, claims that her ex-boyfriend is a genius with an IQ of 200, while hers is only a measly 187.

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Liberal Fascism, huh?

Friday, July 25th, 2008

– posted by thehim

Eric Earling posted up this jawdropper on Wednesday about Bill Maher’s new documentary on religion:

Well, one really gets the strong impression from watching the trailer below that Bill Maher never learned the very important lesson that being a smart-ass skeptic who thinks he knows it all, but doesn’t, isn’t actually a great formula for dealing with serious issues.

One also gets the impression that a good beating or two during adolescence – heck, even a darn good public shaming during his pubescent years – might have spared the world this trouble by imparting the aforementioned teaching.

For someone who likes to talk a good game about understanding what fascism was all about, you’d think Eric would be smart enough to avoid echoing such a prominent fascist belief, such as the effectiveness of using violence as a way to deal with dissent.

Aferd ta Speak

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Gary Randal seems to be, and I know this is out of character for him, backwards on an issue of faith and public life.

“Many Christians and their pastors are afraid to state their moral convictions about abortion, homosexuality, pornography and other issues,” says Senator Jim DeMint, R-South Carolina.

What they are afraid of remains unsaid. Are they afraid that people will laugh at them? I mean he’s a powerful U.S. Senator saying those things. He’s got a book coming out. You’re ranting on the Internet. Mission accomplished.

He says, “Before the 1960′s, it was pretty clear that abortion was wrong, that sex outside of marriage was wrong, that unwed birth was wrong and pornography, homosexuality–all this was considered wrong by our society.”

No, it never was pretty clear that those things. That’s why Republican hero Ronald Reagan signed a law in California legalizing abortion, and other states followed. That’s why people have been having sex outside marriage since marriage started. I mean really.

And DeMint says he knows why.

Because people like sex even outside the Jim DeMint approved time and place.*

In a new book he co-authored, titled, “Why We Whisper–Restoring Our Right To Say It’s Wrong,” he says, “But government came in and turned right and wrong upside down.”

You have a right to say it’s wrong. See the book, and this post. What you can’t do is impose your values on other people and expect not to get push back.

DeMint blames the government, and the courts in particular, for turning wrongs into rights and barring religious views from public debate.

If only religious people were allowed to speak in this country.

Government rulings he says, “Have changed American culture.”

Brown changed the culture quite a bit.

He makes the case that, “So many things that have a valued judgement about right and wrong can be related to religion, but government essentially said that religion must be separated from public life.”

And yes, government, the Constitution, the courts all say you can’t impose religion on other people. You can still speak out. And you can still say you don’t like things. You can try to influence people. You can say you find something to be wrong, but don’t impose it on the rest of us.

And by doing so he says, “People with really strong traditional views feel intimidated, and they whisper.”

So, we should form up a theocracy just so religious people feel like their views are validated? Church is a good place for religious people to go to have their views validated.

What he is saying is both true and troubling.

In the same way that Gary supports faith and freedom.

We join him in urging pastors and people of faith to speak up. America has lost her moral compass in recent years. If pastors and people of faith do not lead, who will?

If only there were pastors who spoke about things.

I think the answer is clear. Secular progressives are quickly filling the void of those who fear to speak out on biblical moral issues.

How dare people who not think the Bible should be the entirety of public discourse have some say at the table?

Oprah and Obama have essentially presented a new version of Christianity, proclaiming that they are Christian and that they believe there are many ways to God, ignoring the teachings of Christ that He is the only way to the Father.

Before Oprah, Christians never disagreed about any points of faith or about any policy. Damn you Oprah!

The so-called religious left is traveling the country explaining that God gives people the choice to accept Him, so why would He not give women the “choice” regarding abortion. And Obama says he believes the Sermon on the Mount affirms the homosexual lifestyle.

The Sermon on the Mount kind of affirms loving your neighbors.

If people of faith and conservatives, particularly pastors, continue to whisper, the elections of 2008 and the legislation that will surely follow will accelerate America and many of our communities further from our Judeo-Christian heritage and the principles that made this country the greatest country in human history.

We’re both “the greatest country in human history” and we “lost” our “moral compass” so awesome.

God help us.

Dear Jesus,

I know it sounds like religious conservatives have been some of the most outspoken people in the country in recent years, going so far as to elect one of their number President. But in fact, they’ve been super quite. Please rectify that.

Amen

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Life in the Slow Lane

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

– posted by thehim

My drive between home and college was a long one – 9 hours. About half of it was driving across Pennsylvania on the PA Turnpike. In 1995, they finally allowed states to determine their own speed limits again, but Pennsylvania proudly stuck to the 55 mph limit. So proudly, that a sign at the Ohio border reminded motorists how the lower speed limit was keeping us all safe. It then became a tradition for me to roll down my window and extend a one-finger salute every time I drove past it. Eventually, the speed limit on the Turnpike was raised, but not until I graduated and headed west.

But the idea of 55 mph speed limits still won’t die, although at least the people who seem to be supporting it are about to:

One of the brightest proposals to come out of Congress these days is a surprising but appropriate measure to return to the national speed limit for automobiles of 55 miles per hour — a limit that was invoked way back in the days of the energy crisis of the early 1970s.

I don’t think this can be said enough times; there is no one taking on the dangers of Big Government quite like Lou Guzzo.

To be sure, the proposal will have rough sledding, but it has everything going for it in this day of soaring gasoline prices on one hand and rising deaths and serious injuries in traffic across the nation on the other.

Rising deaths and serious injuries? I think Lou may be holding the chart upside down.

Of course, the speedsters will oppose any such measure with all their might, but common sense should prevail.

I think common sense prevails when people recognize that 55 mph in a modern vehicle with advanced safety features on an interstate is S-L-O-W.

It’s surprising that President Bush did not resort to a request for lowering the speed limit in his appeal for action to counter the rising gasoline prices.

It’s surprising that anyone finds that surprising.

One would think such a move would be automatic, regardless of the pressure that might be applied by the gasoline and automobile industries.

I’m not sure how one could be so unclear about the relationship between President Bush and the gasoline industry.

Frankly, I would welcome a return to the 55 mph speed limit on the highways and roadways.

Frankly, I hope you’re not still driving.

Speed belongs on the race track, not the city and rural roads.

It belongs anywhere except my DVD player.

We have become a nation of speedsters, and it’s about time to restore some tranquility and safety to our transportation system.

We should have to walk everywhere from now on while ocean sounds are broadcast from the side of the road.

Lowering the speed limit will automatically forestall the many tragedies that have occurred with the speed limit at 70.

Again, he appears to be holding the chart upside down.

I’ve noticed fearfully the number of speed idiots who don’t stop at 70 but proceed at 75, 80, and even faster for the thrill of it.

Guilty.

They are the demons who create havoc and death for those who try to drive lawfully.

I think by “lawfully”, Lou means driving 45 mph in the passing lane with his blinker on.

In addition to a return to the 55 mph limit on the highways and roadways, there is another measure I would like to see reinstated permanently, a measure that would not only save precious lives and limbs but also relieve our fumbling traffic from getting any worse.

Sound Transit Phase 2?

It is a return to the day no one could obtain a driver’s license until he or she is 18.

That would radically change how teens in this country lose their virginity.

These days, it has become automatic for 16-year-olds to demand a driver’s license.

True story here – about two months before my 16th birthday, I got busted by a teacher for posting odds and taking bets on the NBA playoffs. My dad was pretty pissed. My parents originally threatened to make me wait until the end of the summer to get my license. Not long after that, though, they realized that driving my ass to work all summer was the last thing on Earth they wanted to do and they took me to get my permit on my birthday.

Along with that demand without fail goes the jalopy that goes with it — and thus the entry of still another driver and auto on our highways and roadways, to the consternation of the police and state patrols.

Consternation? Those guys made all kinds of money off of me before I got wise and found a lawyer.

Youngsters below the age of 18 are still going to school, and they should be taking a bus or streetcar to school, just as I did and all my school friends did years ago.

Streetcar? Has Lou been outside in this city since the Eisenhower Administration?

The creation of a whole new body of drivers 16 or 17 years old hit the bus and streetcar systems hard and began this crazy era of traffic jams in every city and town in America.

What? That makes no sense. Even if 16 and 17 years old didn’t have licenses, they’d still be going where they need to go in cars driven by other people.

Yes, increased use of bicycles has helped somewhat, but it has been but a minor help in reducing the heavy traffic and the use of precious gasoline.

Vote ST2!!

All in all, I can see the common sense in a brand new transportation policy for America —- one that reduces the use and importance of cars on the roadways and brings a new development in the use of buses and streetcars.

Was Lou in favor of the S.L.U.T.?

If we don’t take action to cut the mania for speed on our roadways, we will see the day when America becomes one huge parking lot — and no one can succeed in getting from here to there.

Wow, let’s recap the logic that got us to this conclusion:

1. We need to lower the speed limit to keep ourselves safe and save gasoline
2. We should raise the minimum driving age to prevent traffic jams
Therefore…
3. If we don’t lower the speed limit, traffic jams will get far worse

I really hope he’s not driving any more.