Archive for December, 2006

And a Liberal New Year

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

– posted by thehim 

Liberals! Liberals! Liberals! 

We often hear this profound criticism of those on the political left.  To those who use this argument while smoking a pipe in front of a giant bookshelf, liberalism is a political philosophy developed by Satan that leads to government inefficiencies and homeless people living high on the hog.  To others who smoke pipes in front of giant bookshelves, it’s a political philosophy that says government can be empowered to improve society in the places where the free market fails.  The beauty of wingnuttery is that it has mastered ways to boil liberalism down into only the bits and pieces of the former; kind of like summing up Jews as people who celebrate holidays by starting fires and hiding food from their children.  That way, when you start ranting about the Jews, it’s acknowledged that you’re simply voicing frustration at all the forest fires and starving children in the world.

On that note, Northwest blogger Justadog, writing at a blog that’s called (and this is real) Where’s Your Brain, has his long-awaited predictions for 2007!

The coming New Year is just days away, so this will be my last post this year. I wish to impart my predictions of what 2007 will look like. Have a happy, safe, and prosperous New Year!

Before we begin, I’ll let you know that there will be 13 separate predictions made of what to expect in 2007.  Take a quick guess right now how many of these predictions contain the word liberal in them.  OK, made your guess?  Let’s begin:

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Blood Lust

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

I’m against the death penalty in most cases. But even I would be OK with the execution of Saddam if it was done right. While I can certainly can understand the desire to off him, I can’t understand the glee at another person’s death. But maybe it helps to live down in Federal Way.

I am very, very, very pleased that Saddam will get hung by the neck until dead. This is wonderful, not just for us, the victors, but for his allies and people who would like to be like Saddam.
You know, I was just going to say, “fuck you” a lot. But re-reading Riverbend’s post on the original verdict (and a new post yesterday, thank God) it seems like a time for some more of that lazy excerpting someone else. FWC’s post is as found, Riverbend’s is excerpted in the best way to refute the bullshit:
“Everyone expected this verdict from the very first day of the trial. There was a brief interlude when, with the first judge, it was thought that it might actually be a coherent trial where Iraqis could hear explanations and see what happened. That was soon over with the prosecution’s first false witness. Events that followed were so ridiculous; it’s difficult to believe them even now.”
I think the execution should be public. Perhaps there should be a warning for those who don’t want to see it. But those who do, and I believe most people probably should, it should be available. Thanks to the internet, if there is a tape made, and if it is released in Iraq for Iraqis, then everyone everywhere will be able to access if they so desire. We don’t have to rely on the big 3 to decide for us whether or not to broadcast it.
“Iraq saw demonstrations against and for the verdict. The pro-Saddam demonstrators were attacked by the Iraqi army. This is how free our media is today: the channels that were showing the pro-Saddam demonstrations have been shut down. Iraqi security forces promptly raided them.Welcome to the new Iraq.”
People who wanted to see Saddam die for committing his horrible crimes will find peace knowing that a terrible man is dead for his crimes and that despite the injustice of the world, there is a little bit of justice because of the actions of the coalition.
“I’m more than a little worried. This is Bush’s final card. The elections came and went and a group of extremists and thieves were put into power (no, no- I meant in Baghdad, not Washington). The constitution which seems to have drowned in the river of Iraqi blood since its elections has been forgotten. It is only dug up when one of the Puppets wants to break apart the country. Reconstruction is an aspiration from another lifetime: I swear we no longer want buildings and bridges, security and an undivided Iraq are more than enough. Things must be deteriorating beyond imagination if Bush needs to use the ‘Execute the Dictator’ card.”
People who were allied with Saddam or who think they can do what Saddam did and get away with it (Kim Jong-Il, for instance) will see that justice will come and their necks are not safe just because they have surrounded themselves with an army.
“I just read somewhere that some of the families of dead American soldiers are visiting the Iraqi north to see ‘what their sons and daughters died for’. If that’s the goal of the visit, then, ‘Ladies and gentlemen- to your right is the Iraqi Ministry of Oil, to your left is the Dawry refinery… Each of you get this, a gift bag containing a 3 by 3 color poster of Al Sayid Muqtada Al Sadr (Long May He Live And Prosper), an Ayatollah Sistani t-shirt and a map of Iran, to scale, redrawn with the Islamic Republic of South Iraq. Also… Hey you! You- the female in the back- is that a lock of hair I see? Cover it up or stay home.’
“And that is what they died for.”
Ultimately, nobody but the Iraqi government has any say in the matter. It was a trial put on by Iraqi courts, he was an Iraqi man, and he and they should be held suject to Iraqi laws, not the court of public opinion in the Western world. This is the way it should be. Countries should do with their despots whatever they see fit to do with their despots.

“Judge after judge was brought in because the ones in court were seen as too fair. They didn’t instantly condemn the defendants (even if only for the sake of the media). The piece de resistance was the final judge they brought in. His reputation vies only that of Chalabi- a well-known thief and murderer who ran away to Iran to escape not political condemnation, but his father’s wrath after he stole from the restaurant his father ran.

“So we all knew the outcome upfront (Maliki was on television 24 hours before the verdict telling people not to ‘rejoice too much’). I think what surprises me right now is the utter stupidity of the current Iraqi government. The timing is ridiculous- immediately before the congressional elections? How very convenient for Bush. Iraq, today, is at its very worst since the invasion and the beginning occupation. April 2003 is looking like a honeymoon month today. Is it really the time to execute Saddam?”

Ford

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Respectfully Republican is lauding President Ford for being a nice guy and having a family. Unfortunately, he had one job to do as president, and that’s to not let the worst criminal in the Republic since the Civil War get away with his crimes. That, of course, didn’t happen. He did finally get America out of Viet Nam, so points for that. And of course he let Indonesia get away with killing hundreds of thousands of Timorese.

In the case of President Gerald R. Ford, his was a peculiar presidency unlike any other we have seen in quite some time. He is often referred to in historical review as “the accidental president.” Woe to any man laid victim by such an “accident.”

Yeah, he was accidentally appointed by one of his friends.

He was never elected president nor vice president. Instead, he was nominated and confirmed as vice president and made president by the resignation in disgrace of his predecessor little over a year later.

When the shit goes down, you better have your buddy put you into a position of power.

From the moment he lowered his right hand he was the leader of a nation wounded and bitter following month after wretched month of Watergate and years of division over the Vietnam war. He faced the task (the term “daunting” seems pathetically incommensurate in even beginning to describe that task) of leading a nation whose people had lost all confidence in his newly inherited office—and government in general—without even the benefit of having been elected and legitimized by their ballots as president or vice president in the first place.

Well then maybe his buddies shouldn’t have done all those illegal things. And he shouldn’t have pardoned the kingpin. And I don’t know why “war” isn’t capitalized.

Recognizing the apparent hopelessness of his situation, he observed in his inaugural remarks, “I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your President by your ballots, and so I ask you to confirm me as your President with your prayers.”

I don’t think that’s how it works. I’m pretty sure that elections are more important than prayer for that sort of thing. If he were running for Pope, that would be the way to go.

Prayer, and lots of it, seemed appropriate and necessary for our thirty-eighth president as he entered office. Under such weight and pressure most men would crumble. But fortunately for himself and for the nation, President Ford was not most men. He was genuinely good and decent. He loved his wife, his family, and his nation. He was the friend of many and the enemy of none. Of most advantage to his presidency and its context in history, he was uniquely courageous and concerned solely with the interest and welfare of America, even if that interest conflicted with his own personal and political interests.

Well if he loved his wife those 200,000 dead in East Timor probably would be happy for him. I mean if we ever decided that they count for anything.

This character attribute was manifested in his pardon of President Nixon, undisputably the weightiest action of his brief presidency. Many in the nation anticipated and relished the prosecution and punishment of President Nixon, and reacted to the pardon in vitriolic anger. But President Ford understood that the trial of a former president would only tear at the nation further, and that for wounds to be healed and for life to continue anew the affair must end and the ordeal must be put in the past. The pardon devastated his presidency politically, probably determining his defeat in ‘76, but it was a selfless act of statesmanship that advanced the national interest. It was highly unpopular politically, but it was the right thing to do.

The pardon harmed the country immensely. It allowed Nixon to crawl back into public life. It let him serve as an elder statesman, despite the crimes he had committed. It helped let Reagan get away with selling missiles to Hezbollah, and set the stage for those pardons. It’s undisputable.

This statesmanship is in short supply today, and given the consequence of the challenges and issues we as a nation currently face, we are in desperate need of it. It was this statesmanship, this sterling character, that guided President Ford through his trials as president and the nation through their own.

It was neither of those things. Also, I was too young to remember it, but I hear stagflation was kind of annoying.

This alone validates his presidency. Beyond the immediate legacy and ramifications of Watergate and its effect on his presidency, one, especially a conservative, could easily take issue with a number of President Ford’s decisions and policies. But none of them measure up in importance to his calming influence amidst the storms of Watergate and the opportunity he provided America to heal.

Republicans sure are soft on crime. No punishment for anybody: that would be harmful. Only letting criminals walk can Republicans truly heal the nation.

He was the right man in a time of grave need. His presidency, his decades of public service, and his life and legacy are a credit to the United States. As his countrymen mourn his death we treasure his memory fondly and honor him with every measure of gratefulness for his contributions and service, most especially those rendered as president in our time of trial.

I’m just dismayed that I’m going to have to see flags at half staff for a month.

Thank you and goodbye, Mr. President.

I feel sorry for his family. But that’s complete and total bullshit. If Ford is right, he’s in Hell right now.

Earling’s Apocalypse

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Eric Earling has a lot invested in wasting even more American blood and treasure in Iraq.

There are few true certainties in politics, but it seems quite likely political observers are about to witness the explosion of liberal minds across the country once President Bush finalizes deliberations on a revised Iraq policy, then announces it to the nation. If such changes include some variant of the “troop surge” then I’m not just talking about a garden-variety explosion, I’m talking about a full-bore, Moveon.org rattling eruption of Bush Derangement Syndrome. Keep some earplugs handy.

It’s not wanting dead Americans, or other people syndrome. It’s opposing escalating a war that’s going badly just so President Bush can pretend he has a big penis syndrome.

Stilwell over at the Northwest Progressive Institute gives us a preview. Putting aside the high comedy of a liberal now whining about a prominent conservative criticizing the Bush Administration’s handling of Iraq, stilwell actually offers some revealing material. He says, “whatever slim chance there was to build a ‘stable, democratic Iraq’ is long gone.” Further, we have reached the point where “insurgents will decide whether the conlflict escalates…the U.S. has lost all initiative in Iraq.” Of course he also says “conservatives are never wrong and never held accountable for their actions in this country by the media.” Perhaps he missed the year in politics that was 2006.

No, the media have been cheerleading the troop increase. And no matter how badly he fucks up, it’s always good for him in their eyes.

Getting back to the defeatism that rules the liberal view of the Iraq conflict, including stilwell’s, history shows such a view is only correct if a country lets it be. In other words, armed conflicts are often won by the side that perseveres through the inevitable mayhem and setbacks of war with the greatest vigor and resources.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Bush doesn’t have a strategy. He’s probably going to throw more people into the meat grinder without even knowing what he wants them to do. Maybe a brilliant Commander in Chief with the best advisers and who was willing to listen to all sides might be able to salvage something. But that’s not what we have, so stilwell is quite correct that the war can’t be won.

Michael Barone gives a brief but fascinating analysis in direct contrast to stilwell’s tone while recounting in part the “less-than-optimum choices” faced by FDR and Churchill during World War II. That conflict was riddled with severe strategic and tactical challenges that were not without cost. Long before Normandy, the Battle of the Bulge, Iowa Jima, and Okinawa rattled the American public, costly battles at Guadalcanal, Tarawa Atoll, Kasserine Pass, and Cassino gave the country serious pause. Through it all political leaders and the military perserved and, as Barone pointedly notes, at times those political leaders pushed the course of the war forward over the hesitancy of military commanders.

Yeah, but after Guadalcanal, and all those other battles, we didn’t leave and give the territory back to the Japanese and Germans. And we had a plan to win all of those. And we were done this far out of the start of the war.

That point hits right to the heart of Lowry’s argument, stated both in yesterday’s column that has stillwell’s dander up and in an earlier column as well: Bush has erred mightily in giving too much credence to his military advisors. As Lowry recounts, Bush’s fear of falling into LBJ’s Vietnam pitfalls has resulted in an over acceptance of military advice, in direct contrast to prosecution of past challenging armed conflict in our nation’s history. Beyond FDR, Truman’s relieving of McArthur – and disregarding his advice – as well as Lincoln’s famous activism in the selection of commanding generals are historically obvious examples.

I see. So now the people in uniform who said that we would need more boots on the ground, that the war would cost more money, that we needed to pacify the country and that we needed a counterinsurgency doctrine put in place were the crazy ones. And if only President Bush hadn’t listened to them, things would be OK.

One would think a liberal like stilwell would embrace a conservative saying such things about Bush, and even conceding the MSM had a notable portion of the Iraq story right . But no, that would mean accepting the notion that more troops are indeed the correct solution, unless one just wants to get out of Dodge now, victory or not.

That time Cheney shot his friend, remember that? If he’d shot another friend, it wouldn’t have made the situation better. If he just kept indiscriminately shooting until all his friends had been shot and then demanded assault weapons, Eric Earling would be cheering him on.

Seriously, if it was 2 years ago, maybe conservatives saying Bush isn’t quite perfect and there are some problems would be appealing. But the idea that you finally acknowledging that, but saying that we need more dead Americans should make anyone jump for joy? Fuck you.

Lowry accurately points out the weakness of counterinsurgency warfare in Iraq, largely because the U.S. military has for a number of reasons, not entirely of its own choosing, not engaged in such efforts with any consistency or sustained effectiveness. Lowry cites The Army and Vietnam to support his conclusion. Tom Clancy’s non-fiction account of the Special Forces, Shadow Warriors, also supports the same lesson in its study of what principles did and did not work in the military’s counterinsurgency efforts in Vietnam. The short version of the analysis is that the current military, particularly through the vision of Donald Rumsfeld, has failed to adopt the policies necessary to make sure Iraq didn’t become what it is today.

Rumsfield wasn’t a general, fucknut. The generals mostly served in Viet Nam and spent their careers avoiding the bullshit. But Rummy outranked them.

In fairness, Rumsfeld will leave a substantial legacy of success. He took on the incredibly arduous challenge of revamping perhaps the most inert organization on Earth, the Pentagon, to face the reality of threats facing the United States in a post-Cold War world. Gone is the focus on heavy combat (Rumsfeld having famously nixed the costly Crusader artillery program), in its place is a focus on more agile forces, nimble enough to move quickly across the world yet with the superior firepower to still decimate today’s enemies. Tank-heavy divisions still have their place, but interchangeable brigade formations – including the Stryker brigades – and Special Forces play a greater role in modern conflicts.

In fairness, who gives a shit? More people have died in his bullshit adventurism than on 9/11.

The rapid, successful conclusion of the combat phases of conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq speak to the power of Rumsfeld’s vision. The challenges of Iraq since that time, however, seem destined to haunt his legacy as well.

Also the crumbling phase of Iraq and the letting Bin Laden get away phase of Afghanistan. It’s pretty fucked up to say about anybody, except for all his failures, he was brilliant. Especially someone who failed so spectacularly.

From a historical perspective, this entire discussion is not at all strange. Civilian and military leaders sometimes disagree about the best course of action in difficult situations. In democratic governments where civilian control of the military is final, the eventual winner of such policy disputes is clear. Moreover, armies are good at breaking things; the U.S. Armed Forces being immensely superior to their modern counterparts on that score. They’re not so good writ large, however, at fixing things unless prodded to. Rumsfeld resisted that, as did many military commanders. And President Bush was too slow to overrule that choice.

The commanders were begging him to do the thing right.

He seems to have realized the mistake now that Iraqi inability thus far to form a cohesive society has magnified the problem brightly. He further seems inclined to rectify the problem by following the best available advice in attempt to achieve the conflict’s goal of a stable, democratic, and allied government in Iraq. The alternatives likewise seeking some semblance of a positive outcome such as diplomacy or merely a modest phased withdrawal are unrealistic and doomed to failure due to the details and dynamics of actually attempting to implement such plans. The alternative embraced by liberals like stilwell (see but two other local examples here and here), is simply a question of how quickly can we get the hell out, no matter what sort of situation we might leave behind.

The longer we stay the worse the situation will be when we do leave. But currently there is genocide. The people we’re training are torturing people. But maybe the secret plan to magically get enough troops to go to Iraq and a secret plan for what to do with them beats that.

Sane Democrats realize that isn’t a good option, and won’t go so far in their own policy announcements. They’ll whine bitterly about Bush’s policy changes – see Joe Biden’s proclamations over last weekend – but they won’t call for the rapid pullout their liberal base demands. Thus, a cacophony of left wing angst is nearly a sure bet after Bush’s pending policy announcement.

This post, however, offers no bitter whining.

Consider yourself warned. And on a more long-term basis, look for the related evolution of the Iraq war debate to benefit an interesting dark horse in the Democratic field: John Edwards. He has a number of strengths largely overlooked in the current media palpitations over Clinton v. Obama worth exploring at a different time. For this topic, however, he has the most starkly anti-war position of any of the prominent Democratic candidates in the ’08 field. Moreover, unlike Obama and Clinton he won’t be tied to difficult votes in the Senate during the coming months related to Iraq policy. Once the liberal base is done venting in the wake of Bush’s post-New Year announcement, don’t be surprised if it gives Edwards a more serious look.

Um, Obama’s been against the war from the start. Clinton was the first prominent Democrat to oppose the insane escalation, and has been pretty good on the war since about 2005. Edwards certainly has tacked left now that he isn’t tied to North Carolina, and he sees the war going badly. But so have most of the rest of the presidential hopefuls, regardless of if they are sitting in the Senate or not. But I’m particularly amused by the notion that Clinton and Obama are going to be forced to take a right turn to accommodate the voters of New York and Illinois.

The Soft Bigotry of Not Being Prejudiced

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

– posted by thehim 

Bigotry is a problem in our society.  Thankfully, we have people like Jim Miller at Sound Politics, who is able to spot the kinds of insidious bigotry that go unnoticed.  A recent example was an editorial in the Seattle Times from Western Washington Professor Floyd McKay, who’s racism is so insidious that it doesn’t even exist:

In today’s column, the emeritus journalism professor gives us more reason to suspect journalists, particularly those trained at Western Washington, where he taught.  

Suspect them of what? 

He begins by equating the three Abrahamic religions.

We kill, they kill, we all kill in the name of God.  Christians are squeezed from the birthplace of Jesus by militant Zionist Israelis on one side and Islamic militants on the other.  Ironically, Christian fundamentalists are egging this on in hopes that it will trigger the Rapture, when the chosen will have box seats as unbelievers are barbequed by a righteous God.

Not to be outdone, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad favors an Islamic version of the End Times in which he nukes Israel and prompts the return of the Mahdi, a prophet of particular importance to Shiites.

Let me take those two paragraphs sentence by sentence.  

Apply your secret powers, Jim! 

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Wild and Crazy Insurance and Transportation

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Wacky Nation is proving that it’s more stupid than wacky. And man alive do they hate the notion of doing what the people want.

Now that I am back on line, I want to comment about last week’s news surrounding Governor Gregoire’s budget.

And it’s slow enough on the blogs that I want to comment on your comment.

I see her budget as the first shred of good news that might re-invigorate Republicanism in this State. By spending every cent of revenue and then more she has clearly demonstrated she is not a fiscal conservative. Her support for a constitutional amendment creating a rainy day fund is a sham. The amount of money going into the fund is but a small fraction of the increased state revenues, and the fund won’t allow her the laurels of fiscal responsibility.

No shit she’s not a conservative. That’s why the voters picked her instead of Rossi. And it’s why they’ve been voting Democratic for governors for almost 3 decades and why they just sent a fuckton of Democrats to the legislature. Washington is a liberal state. But really, next election the federal government will still have massive debts and the state will still be running surpluses. Surpluses haven’t been “conservative” in at least my lifetime. And there will be surpluses after this biennium.

Ah, Democrats Gone Wild.

Surpluses and more insured kids next session is wild? Finally getting to a reasonable point on transit is just nutty? I can totally see how you’re going to ride that train to electoral victory.

So, where are our gubernatorial candidates? Who is surfacing? Rossi seems reluctant. What about Doug Sutherland? Could we talk him into it? He was interested in 1996. This time he wouldn’t have a crowded primary, and his name recognition must be a lot better. I would love to see a poll. Anyone got one?

Southerland? Wow, the Republican bench is sure deep. Someone with a horrible environmental record should be a shoe in. Seriously, I volunteered pretty regularly for the Cooper campaign in 2004 and it took me a minute to remember who he was.

So, as you wipe the tears during the coming legislature, you can smile to yourself that the D’s aren’t going to get away with it. And credit for that will go to blogs and media and little to the inept state party and party caucuses. Stay tuned.

Yeah SP, the other guys with websites, and the crazy radio squawkers can keep doing what they’re doing, and soon things will be completely different. Surely.

And remember when after I-695 people were saying that cuts to sales tax equalization and transit that the legislature passed was punishing the voters? Well here’s a guy predicting that there will be hell in Washington in the next cycle (or mild deficits, even though nobody actually thinks that will happen before the next election) and that it will be so horrible that people will have no choice but to elect the Republicans, who people will think of as the party of fiscal responsibility.

Some Passing Thoughts

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

– posted by thehim

Sharkansky made a little funny this week concerning the cost overruns on a new sewage treatment plant:

King County’s most expensive public-works project ever, the $1.75 billion Brightwater sewage-treatment plant, is about to drive the region’s already-pricey sewer rates much higher.

 

The cities and sewer districts whose customers are paying the tab are getting cranky about the cost — which doubled even before construction began — and the likelihood that the bill will rise beyond current official forecasts.

We sewer users should be more than happy to pay the higher charges. This is how we help Ron Sims create wealth more efficiently. Think of Sims fondly every time you flush.

Precious.  I was going to challenge him to explain how the free market would take care of sewage treatment, but if there’s anyone who’s figured out how to sell shit, it’s Sharkansky.

Oh, and to the guy who called into Goldy’s show yesterday (Eric from Greenwood, I think?) claiming that the U.S. government is randomly building mosques, and that this has been “all over the news”, I just listed my unicorn on Craig’s List for $500. 

Grandma the Anchor Baby

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

I hope you’ve all had a nice holiday. I spent my Christmas Eve with 4 generations of Ballards instead of tending to the blog. Thehim has done a wonderful job during the holiday, really, more than I would have thought. And aside from all the trackback spam, I’m happy to be back. I’m surprised to see such a heated discussion on immigration in the comment threads. And whenever the phrase anchor baby gets tossed out, I think of Grandma.

Her father was a sailor based in Norway. He traveled all over the world, but eventually his home base was in Washington. He adopted the country as his own, but never made it official. He joined the Navy when America entered the First World War, and eventually settled down first in Poulsbo where he and his wife had a family including my Grandmother.

Now you may think of Poulsbo as a Norwegian community these days, but back in the 1920′s it was more so. It was enough that when Grandma first went to school, while she could speak a language perfectly well, that language was Norwegian; she didn’t speak a word of English. But the school taught her.

Well, life in Poulsbo went on for a while, but eventually Great Grandfather got himself a job on the docks in Seattle, and the family moved into the city. Great Grandfather was a hard worker, and he was a foreman when the depression hit. He was able to stay employed throughout the depression. But some people thought this guy with the heavy accent who didn’t have the right papers was taking their jobs, and they reported him.

Well, I’m here so things worked out. His service in the Navy more than anything else kept him here, but having a family, and having been here for as long as he had been didn’t hurt. He was able to go through the process and eventually got legalized.

I don’t know what any of that means to today’s debate, other than the fact that it’s nothing new.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Monday, December 25th, 2006

– posted by thehim 

The Federal Way Conservative has been getting feisty in his comment thread for the last post I ridiculed at his site.  For your Christmas reading enjoyment, below the fold is my (very long) break-down of his last comment:

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A Christmas Gift from the Irrelevant

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

– posted by thehim 

It’s a holiday weekend, a festive time for all, so before I sign off for the holiday (and to watch football), I’m going to step away from some more serious snark and break down a post from one of the less wingnutty members around here, Karl Swenson of Leaning Straight Up.  I’ve checked out Karl’s blog a few times, and I notice that he’s very good at peering into the window of the crazy store, but never actually buying anything inside.  Although he comes pretty close with this one:

Al Qaeda Sends a Message to Democrats- “Your welcome”

Strange bedfellows indeed.

Al Qaeda Sends a Message to Democrats

Al Qaeda has sent a message to leaders of the Democratic party that credit for the defeat of congressional Republicans belongs to the terrorists.

In a portion of the tape from al Qaeda No. 2 man, Ayman al Zawahri, made available only today, Zawahri says he has two messages for American Democrats.

“The first is that you aren’t the ones who won the midterm elections, nor are the Republicans the ones who lost. Rather, the Mujahideen — the Muslim Ummah’s vanguard in Afghanistan and Iraq — are the ones who won, and the American forces and their Crusader allies are the ones who lost,” Zawahri said, according to a full transcript obtained by ABC News.

Is this something anyone should be proud of?

If Al Qaeda took credit for the iPod, should Apple be proud of that?  If Al Qaeda took credit for the Sonics’ win last night, should Ray Allen be proud of that?  The history of Al Qaeda has been filled with them taking credit for things they had little or no part in (like the massacre of U.S. troops in Mogadishu).  They do it to make their piddly little organization of misfits appear more powerful than they really are, a goal for which President Bush has been a wonderful ally.

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