Comments on: I’m So Reading This Book http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644 Calling out the crazy in the Pacific Northwest Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:17:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: worf http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338580 worf Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:39:30 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338580 <i>Upon landing, the visitors from Earth discover other landmarks and buildings that are replicas of the Jerusalem of today. </i><b>They are greated by gentle, white families reminiscent of those depicted in "Watchtower" magazine, who offer the weary travellers sandwiches of Kraft singles and Hellman's Mayonaise. </b> Upon landing, the visitors from Earth discover other landmarks and buildings that are replicas of the Jerusalem of today. They are greated by gentle, white families reminiscent of those depicted in “Watchtower” magazine, who offer the weary travellers sandwiches of Kraft singles and Hellman’s Mayonaise.

]]> By: tensor http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338344 tensor Thu, 07 Oct 2010 08:08:21 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338344 <I>As the space ship descends over the valley and eventually lands there, the commander and his crew discover that the entire area is a duplicate of the Holy Land in general and Jerusalem in particular. Upon landing, the visitors from Earth discover other landmarks and buildings that are replicas of the Jerusalem of today.</I> Because "the Jerusalem of today" is just so relevant to Jesus and Christianity. Also, advanced space ships lack the ability to take and analyze pictures from orbit. I want 666 copies of this great Christian/love story/Science fiction/recipe book, now! As the space ship descends over the valley and eventually lands there, the commander and his crew discover that the entire area is a duplicate of the Holy Land in general and Jerusalem in particular. Upon landing, the visitors from Earth discover other landmarks and buildings that are replicas of the Jerusalem of today.

Because “the Jerusalem of today” is just so relevant to Jesus and Christianity. Also, advanced space ships lack the ability to take and analyze pictures from orbit. I want 666 copies of this great Christian/love story/Science fiction/recipe book, now!

]]> By: demo kid http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338222 demo kid Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:40:22 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-338222 "Masseur"?? Does Lou write softcore porn or something? “Masseur”?? Does Lou write softcore porn or something?

]]> By: MikeBoyScout http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337545 MikeBoyScout Tue, 05 Oct 2010 22:14:26 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337545 So much waiting. Perhaps someone can write a book on Lou's books awaiting publication? So much waiting. Perhaps someone can write a book on Lou’s books awaiting publication?

]]> By: worf http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337449 worf Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:59:25 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337449 I had never clicked on the side bar till now. Under the heading "publications" is this gem: Completed Books by Lou Guzzo <b>Awaiting Publication:</b> "Masseur; Chronicle of an International Rascal" "F!D!F! (Fire! Dammit! Fire!); A Feast of New Ideas" "The Wisdom of Dixy Lee Ray; A Primer for Conservatives" "Romulus and Remus: A Modern Parable'" "When Did I Die? Richard Lachman, The Artist America Forgot" The cover photo for "Masseur" is very beguiling.... but, alas, it is "awaiting publication" Perhaps his totally awesome sci-fi tome is "awaiting being written" I had never clicked on the side bar till now. Under the heading “publications” is this gem:

Completed Books by Lou Guzzo Awaiting Publication:
“Masseur; Chronicle of an International Rascal”
“F!D!F! (Fire! Dammit! Fire!); A Feast of New Ideas”
“The Wisdom of Dixy Lee Ray; A Primer for Conservatives”
“Romulus and Remus: A Modern Parable’”
“When Did I Die? Richard Lachman, The Artist America Forgot”

The cover photo for “Masseur” is very beguiling…. but, alas, it is “awaiting publication” Perhaps his totally awesome sci-fi tome is “awaiting being written”

]]> By: worf http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337447 worf Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:52:59 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337447 "In Space No One Can Hear Rock And Roll." PRICELESS “In Space No One Can Hear Rock And Roll.”
PRICELESS

]]> By: MikeBoyScout http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337408 MikeBoyScout Tue, 05 Oct 2010 17:12:03 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337408 Best find/post of the year Carl. Best find/post of the year Carl.

]]> By: demo kid http://www.effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337358 demo kid Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:43:53 +0000 http://effinunsound.com/?p=1644#comment-337358 That deserves the OMGWTF award for excellence in what-the-fuck? That deserves the OMGWTF award for excellence in what-the-fuck?

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