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The Silver Bullets of the 357

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

– posted by thehim

So, like everyone else, I haven’t had much time to post here, but now that I’m in my second week of unemployment, that excuse is getting lamer by the hour. Anyway, I still know how to fill my calendar even without a day job, so I was down at the Walmart in Covington this afternoon collecting signatures for I-1149, this year’s attempt by Sensible Washington to get marijuana legalization on the ballot.

At around 2:30, these two older guys came up to the entrance, saw my sign, and the one guy just says, “anything with marijuana is a no” and walked into the store. I figured it would be entertaining when he came back out of the store, and I was not disappointed. When he came back out, he started talking to me about how you “pull it out by the root”. I asked him how you do that with a market that supplies 30 million American customers. He says – and I’m not making this up – “with a 357″. And he pretended to shoot my sign with his finger as a gun. Looking back, I should have clarified whether his strategy involved shooting people, plants, or just signs, but I missed my opportunity to crawl into this man’s noggin and really get lost.

Sensing that I didn’t buy their theory that a 357 could end marijuana use in the United States, the second man then asked me why there have never been any wars fought on U.S. soil. I reminded him of both the Civil War and the War of 1812, to which he clarified “a war where foreigners invaded us”, to which I once again mentioned the War of 1812. In return, I got a look that was part confusion, part exasperation.

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For a closing act, the second man then said something about how important it was that we have rights, and then a second later threatened to go to the store manager to have me removed (Walmart – to its credit – is very good about allowing people to gather signatures in front of their stores). It turns out he knows as much about our rights as he knows about the War of 1812.

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The Northwest’s Crown Prince of Crazy

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

– posted by thehim

Down with Tyranny profiles the soon-to-be-legendary Hans Zeiger.

The Holiday Season

Monday, December 13th, 2010

– posted by thehim

My favorite time of year to celebrate the crazy approaches. The Golden Duke nominations are near.

Real Outrage at Fake Terrorism

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

– posted by thehim

I figured after the arrest of a young Muslim man in Portland for taking part in an imaginary terrorist attack, Victoria Taft would have some interesting posts. That she does. Here she is criticizing the Mayor of Portland for the fact that there was an angry radicalized Somali teenager going to school in a town about an hour away:

When the moment called for sending a strong message that Portland was serious about yanking the welcome mat for terrorists, Mayor Sam Adams sent the Somali/Muslim community a gay man, a woman and “peace keeper.”

Adams said he and Commissioner Amanda Fritz and Police Chief Mike Reese will be doing outreach to leadership in the Somali community.

These people show understanding about Islam by completely biffing the most basic understanding of Islam’s beliefs about gays, women and wimpies?

Of course, the default position is that the folks in the Somali community are terrorists. Why? Because they’re Muslim. And did I mention that this insane racist has a radio show in Portland?

I thought the medium was the message. This decision to make himself, Amanda Fritz and Mike Reese the liaisons to the Somali/Muslim community is tantamount to the city sending a black councilman to a KKK confab or Sam Adams to a MENSA meeting. I’m surprised he didn’t decide to send a Jew! (Gads, is one of them Jewish?)

Of course, Taft has no evidence whatsoever that having these individuals become ambassadors to the Somali community backfired in any way.

I’m not saying all Muslims are bigots

You’re just comparing them to the KKK.

I’m saying if you want to talk to the devout Muslims and Imams you send a man, thank-you-very-much.

That’s calling them bigots.

Of course it’s not enlightened. It’s not right. But that’s the way it is.

That’s exactly how I feel about your blog.

Sam’s homage to political correctness notwithstanding, THEY DON’T want to talk to the chick or the gay guy.

Again, there’s no evidence anywhere that the move actually backfired. She just assumes she was right – and then boasts about it.

Adams is more worried about the Somali community who produced this would be bomber than about the thousands of HIS CONSTITUENTS who would have died at the hands of a member of the Somali community. He cares more about political correctness than about being correct.

This young man is no more representative of the Somali community that the Columbine shooters were to the white suburbanites of Denver.

Adams SHOULD have angrily denounced the attempted bombing of his citizens. He SHOULD have said he won’t rest until justice is done.

He did.

He SHOULD have apologized for not being a part of the effort to bring in this would be bomber.

Why? It’s clear he didn’t have to be. In fact, this man likely would’ve done jack shit if he wasn’t pulled into a fake plot by the FBI.

When we needed a firm hand Adams sent a limp wrist.

I’ve never encountered a woman with so many male insecurity issues.

But to show his ‘toughness’ and his ‘seriousness’ what did Adams do? He vowed to redouble police patrols to —-watch mosques to stop any “stupid copycatting” of the attempted arson of the mosque where Mo Mo the accused bomber prayed in Corvallis.

That’s incredible. Taft criticizes a decision to guard local mosques even after one is attacked by an arsonist. Wow, just wow.

There was room to do both but he chose only one side.

One side of what? What else was he supposed to guard? The only actual act of violence that occurred over the weekend was against a local mosque.

In their zeal to look politically correct, Portland officials–especially Sam Adams–show they don’t understand the threat.

No, they showed that they cared about the Muslim members of their community. That’s not political correctness, that’s being a responsible leader of a community.

And now apparently Adams thinks the rest of us are to blame!

“Bad actions by one member of any group does not and should not be generalized or applied more widely to other members of that same group,” he said. “Otherwise, as the biggest racial group in Portland, we European-Americans would be in deep trouble.”

Pardon me, as a card carrying “European-American,” it was “European Americans” and the rest of the hue of humanity who WERE in deep trouble Friday night and our Mayor didn’t know the threat because he was too busy riding a bicycle while singing, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on the way to the tram to attend a planning seminar.

Unreal. Ok, so the people at a Christmas tree lighting were in “deep trouble” because the FBI tricked a young Muslim man into thinking he was going to blow everyone up with a fake bomb. But the Muslims who had their mosque burned down didn’t deserve to be protected by extra police patrols?

There’s more to this insane, racist screed, but nothing explaining how Portland mayor Sam Adams’ outreach to Muslims didn’t work, how being the victim of an imaginary plot is worse than having your place of worship torched, or how Adams’ decision not to be a part of the Joint Terrorism Task Force had any impact on this case at all. Just more ridiculousness from the Pacific Northwest’s most bigoted radio host.

Open Thread

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

– posted by thehim

The Mommy Advice Journal Strikes Again!

Friday, November 19th, 2010

– posted by thehim

This time, Joni Balter is the authoritarian finger-wagger:

Remember, security operates on the one-jackass theory.

The Shoe Bomber put explosives in his shoes and for the next umpteen years, the rest of us will have to remove our shoes at security, a maddening fact of life.

But all it would take is another shoe wacko to make even the most vociferous detractors say it makes sense to continue the shoe checks.

No, Joni, it wouldn’t. We don’t screen every truck that parks under a building to see if it contains explosives, even though a terrorist has done that before to blow up a building. We don’t screen every single piece of mail to ensure it doesn’t contain a bomb or a chemical agent, even though both of those have been done before. And we don’t force everyone who boards a bus or a train to go through a bomb detector, even though buses and trains have been blown up by terrorists many times throughout the world. Our obsessive focus on security when it comes to air travel as opposed to other threats is irrational behavior by government officials.

I think Catastrophe is a Perfectly Fitting Name

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

– posted by thehim

Oh my:

Seattle police say a group of self-described superheroes have been patrolling the streets at night trying to save people from crime. They calls themselves the Rain City Superhero Movement and say they’re part of a nationwide movement of real-life crime fighters.

Investigators identified nine people dressed in costume going around Seattle after dark. A police source said the characters go by Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88, Penelope and Phoenix the Guardian of Seattle.

But don’t listen to Captain Ozone or Knight Owl, police were told. They’re apparently not part of the group.

Officers have learned the true identity of Phoenix — a 22-year-old man whose costume includes a black cape, black fedora, blue tights, white belt and mask. Police say he’s often driven by a young woman not in costume.

One thing’s for sure. If she’s his girlfriend, he should be clinging to her for dear life.

Wash That Down With Some Golden Goat Milk

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

– posted by thehim

Mr. Cynical is so stupid, I’m sometimes convinced he’s a performance artist:

Come on Lee..ObamaCare?? What a joke.
It still might not pass Constitutional mustard.

I guess we’ll have to settle for mayonnaise.

The Paranoia Party

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

– posted by thehim

My favorite thing about Doug Parris is that he really, truly believes – and no one could possibly convince him otherwise – that Clint Didier had a better chance of beating Patty Murray than Dino Rossi did. That dude is the real article.

Legendary Crazy

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

– posted by thehim

There are differing levels of crazy among the folks we ridicule at this site. There’s old-and-senile crazy like Lou Guzzo. There’s brainwashed-religious crazy like Jonathan Gardner. And there’s terrified-of-the-brown-people crazy like Tracy Oetting or DCat. But the crazy that Steve Schwartz bring to the table is truly special. It’s somewhat more subtle, but creepy and obsessive. What happened in the comments of this post on college football is the strangest fucking display of human behavior I’ve ever seen, and is almost certainly illegal.

The first comment in the thread was from Steve, a long comment about the politics of college football that I ignored. Then, after I responded to another commenter about how well I thought the Huskies played against Oregon (I thought they played well in the first half), Steve responded to me saying that “I sound like a Teabagger” and attempted to attribute some viewpoints to me regarding the politics of college football that I’ve never taken. Par for the course for Steve. So I deleted his comment as I generally do whenever he tries to slander me or someone else.

Later on, both Jason Osgood and Broadway Joe (both of whom I consider friends) began discussing the politics of college football and I responded to them with some ideas of my own on how to reform college football. Not surprisingly, the next comment was from “Beckoner”, a Steve sock-puppet. The comment accused me of racism and getting my facts wrong, which he then ended with his own proposal for fixing college football which was no different in any way from mine.

I probably should have just deleted that comment as well, but since it wasn’t overtly slanderous, I attempted to respond to the charges. Amazingly, 36 comments later, he’d done a huge 180 and thought that my original proposal (which he’d initially attacked) was so great that he asked me if he could cross-post it at some site called “The-Ave”, which I assumed was some forum for UW students and faculty. I told him that he could have the folks who run the site contact me.

This is where it gets really crazy.

Broadway Joe left a comment (#62) and then another one at #64. The second one asked me for my permission to re-post my comments at The-Ave. Still thinking that The-Ave is some big public site that both Steve and Broadway Joe know about, I said fine. I trusted Broadway Joe to represent my viewpoint fairly. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Broadway Joe. It was Steve pretending to be Broadway Joe in order to get my permission to repost my comments at his own site. Here’s a snapshot of his IP history from the Word Press Administrator:

By the time I figured this out, he’d already reposted something on his site with my name as the author. I’ve asked him to take it down, and I’ve also asked Goldy to (finally!) block his IP so that he can no longer leave comments.

Fucking crazy asshole.